So I have been going to the writing group.
I've met a few new souls, some older and younger and cuter - though let's be serious. Never date a writer. I wouldn't date me. My boyfriend is part cheerleader, patron, psychiatrist, moral supporter, editor, and idiot who doesn't read enough to "get" me. Who wants that thankless job? Yes there are bouts of blisfull moments where convinced that good sweaty sex will help writers block I say great things like..."are you playing with your cell phone? wanna play with me?"
But most of the time I'm...siting on the couch and not in bed at 6 am because I'm trying to write, but end up watching pirated torrents of Gossip Girl instead or...not spending any quality time with you because I'm having coffee with other writers, most of whom trash talk Paris like she's the slut that slept with their best friend.
I sound like a prize don't I? If only you knew how good of a cook I am. Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach was a fucking genius.
But the books I've found. The reading I'm going to do.
It IS going to make me a better writer. God dammit.
It better.
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